kilo-jericho-sierra:

My favortie scene in that movie

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kluckleberry:

#while bbc sherlock is at the stage where sherlock and john are finally discovering their love for each other #the movies have flown straight past flirting and into husband land

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It’s not, however, okay to shit on other people because they don’t share them. our experiences shape what we believe in that aspic and it’s a deeply personal thing. So if you ever have the intense urge to shit on someone’s belief system, whatever it is, just don’t. You aren’t that person. You don’t know that person. So long as they are not hurting people with their words or actions, resist the urge to be an asshole. The world will be better for it, I promise.

dragons-in-garters:

agrafitejungle:

I couldn’t focus on the story at all. I have no idea what was going on.

Because every time anyone came on screen all I could think was “GET IN MY BED RIGHT NOW.”

You can’t put that many attractive human beings in a film together. It’s really distracting.

Oh dear… when I go see that film i’ll need to bring extra pants

Wear lots of panties. One pair will not be sufficient because they spontaneously fly off anytime any one talks or walks or breaths or fucking blinks.

anotheralexandros:

rapturousenjoymentofgay:

trololololollo:

media-worm:

thefandommenace:

I just want a fruit salad that isn’t 98% of these fucking things 

Shh, just give them to me

Melons are disgusting and the mere presence of them in a fruit salad taints the remaining fruit with its vile odour. One particularly desperate time I tried to get drunk on melon vodka. It wasn’t pretty.

MELONS ARE THE ~WORST~

AND MAKES WHAT SHOULD BE A PLEASANT EXPERIENCE EXTREMELY UNPLEASANT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO MELONS ARE GREAT I LOVE MELONS

I thought the same thing..then realized the sheer amount of queer lady innuendo in it and I nearly choked on my lemonade….

I couldn’t focus on the story at all. I have no idea what was going on.

Because every time anyone came on screen all I could think was “GET IN MY BED RIGHT NOW.”

You can’t put that many attractive human beings in a film together. It’s really distracting.

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steampunkscarecrow:

gigantorthemooseking:

It’s funny because “I am retired” in Greek is “Είμαι συνταξιούχος,” which is two words.

[MANLY CHORTLING]

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